The Captain's Blog
As dictated into Space Marshal Orally Orchestrated Cataloging Hardware
Captain's Log, Yesterday +1.
How could such a good day go so wrong? I blame the useless dog.
We had started our standard patrol orbiting that red planet. Not the little red one, the big red one with the eye, that smells like peaches. You know the one I'm talking about.
Along the way we got word from Earth that the President of Earth was dying. How in the nine hells! Luckily Jill reminded me that I know that the Moon Queen has Moon Jewels that can heal any ailment. So it was time to change course for the Moon so we could save the President! Off to the Moon!
-Space Marshal Captain Bucky