The Captain's Blog
As dictated into a Space Marshal Ultra Transcriber
Captain's Log, Today.
Once again the Universe is safe, thanks to me. I was able to disarm the bomb that was attached to the Mayor of New-New York City Town's Space Ship. The girl and the kid (I'm thinking maybe Space Marshalette Jill and Space Marshall-in-training Fred) weren't as useless as usual. Though one of them did bump into the table and cause the bomb to drop right on my - DICKIE! That's the kid's name. Where did I get Fred from? Who knows how my mind works. Genius can’t be explained.
Although, today wasn't all glory and medals. Temporarily Assigned Space Corporal Hootie was accidentally killed in the line of duty when he ran outside with the bomb. Since my skill at disarming bombs is second to none, I must assume that Hoon-ray re-activated it when he got outside and accidentally detonated it. So, I'd like to formally make note of the glorious sacrifice that ... the guy... something with an H... made. H will be forever in my thoughts and prayers.
-Space Marshal Captain Bucky